Indiana Defines Stupidity as Religion
By Andy Borowitz / The New Yorker | 26 March 2015
INDIANAPOLIS
(The Borowitz Report)—In a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of
Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes stupidity
as a religion.
Pence said that he hoped the law would protect millions of state residents “who, like me, have been practicing this religion passionately for years.”
The
bill would grant politicians like Pence the right to observe their
faith freely, even if their practice of stupidity costs the state
billions of dollars.
While Pence’s action drew
the praise of stupid people across America, former Arizona Governor Jan
Brewer was not among them. “Even I wasn’t dumb enough to sign a bill
like that,” she said.
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