Second and to the contrary, it is to CNRP’s advantage not to rely on the parliamentary immunity. In doing so, it clears one smokescreen to the risible, politically-motivated charges. This is where the focus is and it should be kept here, without any distraction of immunity talk. The legal case is groundless: let it stay clearly so without obfuscation of other side entanglements.
And force the authority to deal with their nakedness—the serious and laughable charges in the political theatre, in plain view for all to see and ridicule. After all, the emperor has no clothes.
The Emperor's New Clothes
Many years ago there was an Emperor so exceedingly fond of new
clothes that he spent all his money on being well dressed. He
cared nothing about reviewing his soldiers, going to the theatre,
or going for a ride in his carriage, except to show off his new
clothes. He had a coat for every hour of the day, and instead of
saying, as one might, about any other ruler, "The King's in
council," here they always said. "The Emperor's in his
dressing room."
In the great city where he lived, life was always gay. Every
day many strangers came to town, and among them one day came two
swindlers. They let it be known they were weavers, and they said
they could weave the most magnificent fabrics imaginable. Not
only were their colors and patterns uncommonly fine, but clothes
made of this cloth had a wonderful way of becoming invisible to
anyone who was unfit for his office, or who was unusually
stupid.
"Those would be just the clothes for me," thought the
Emperor. "If I wore them I would be able to discover which men in
my empire are unfit for their posts. And I could tell the wise
men from the fools. Yes, I certainly must get some of the stuff
woven for me right away." He paid the two swindlers a large sum
of money to start work at once.
They set up two looms and pretended to weave, though there
was nothing on the looms. All the finest silk and the purest old
thread which they demanded went into their traveling bags, while
they worked the empty looms far into the night.
"I'd like to know how those weavers are getting on
with the cloth," the Emperor thought, but he felt slightly
uncomfortable when he remembered that those who were unfit for
their position would not be able to see the fabric. It
couldn't have been that he doubted himself, yet he thought
he'd rather send someone else to see how things were going.
The whole town knew about the cloth's peculiar power, and
all were impatient to find out how stupid their neighbors
were.
"I'll send my honest old minister to the weavers," the
Emperor decided. "He'll be the best one to tell me how the
material looks, for he's a sensible man and no one does his
duty better."
So the honest old minister went to the room where the two
swindlers sat working away at their empty looms.
"Heaven help me," he thought as his eyes flew wide open, "I
can't see anything at all". But he did not say so.
Both the swindlers begged him to be so kind as to come near
to approve the excellent pattern, the beautiful colors. They
pointed to the empty looms, and the poor old minister stared as
hard as he dared. He couldn't see anything, because there
was nothing to see. "Heaven have mercy," he thought. "Can it be
that I'm a fool? I'd have never guessed it, and not a
soul must know. Am I unfit to be the minister? It would never do
to let on that I can't see the cloth."
"Don't hesitate to tell us what you think of it," said
one of the weavers.
"Oh, it's beautiful -it's enchanting." The old
minister peered through his spectacles. "Such a pattern, what
colors!" I'll be sure to tell the Emperor how delighted I
am with it."
"We're pleased to hear that," the swindlers said. They
proceeded to name all the colors and to explain the intricate
pattern. The old minister paid the closest attention, so that he
could tell it all to the Emperor. And so he did.
The swindlers at once asked for more money, more silk and
gold thread, to get on with the weaving. But it all went into
their pockets. Not a thread went into the looms, though they
worked at their weaving as hard as ever.
The Emperor presently sent another trustworthy official to
see how the work progressed and how soon it would be ready. The
same thing happened to him that had happened to the minister. He
looked and he looked, but as there was nothing to see in the
looms he couldn't see anything.
"Isn't it a beautiful piece of goods?" the swindlers
asked him, as they displayed and described their imaginary
pattern.
"I know I'm not stupid," the man thought, "so it must
be that I'm unworthy of my good office. That's
strange. I mustn't let anyone find it out, though." So he
praised the material he did not see. He declared he was delighted
with the beautiful colors and the exquisite pattern. To the
Emperor he said, "It held me spellbound."
All the town was talking of this splendid cloth, and the
Emperor wanted to see it for himself while it was still in the
looms. Attended by a band of chosen men, among whom were his two
old trusted officials-the ones who had been to the weavers-he set
out to see the two swindlers. He found them weaving with might
and main, but without a thread in their looms.
"Magnificent," said the two officials already duped. "Just
look, Your Majesty, what colors! What a design!" They pointed to
the empty looms, each supposing that the others could see the
stuff.
"What's this?" thought the Emperor. "I can't see
anything. This is terrible!
Am I a fool? Am I unfit to be the Emperor? What a thing to
happen to me of all people! - Oh! It's very pretty,"
he said. "It has my highest approval." And he nodded approbation
at the empty loom. Nothing could make him say that he
couldn't see anything.
His whole retinue stared and stared. One saw no more than
another, but they all joined the Emperor in exclaiming, "Oh!
It's very pretty," and they advised him to wear
clothes made of this wonderful cloth especially for the great
procession he was soon to lead. "Magnificent! Excellent!
Unsurpassed!" were bandied from mouth to mouth, and everyone did
his best to seem well pleased. The Emperor gave each of the
swindlers a cross to wear in his buttonhole, and the title of
"Sir Weaver."
Before the procession the swindlers sat up all night and
burned more than six candles, to show how busy they were
finishing the Emperor's new clothes. They pretended to take
the cloth off the loom. They made cuts in the air with huge
scissors. And at last they said, "Now the Emperor's new
clothes are ready for him."
Then the Emperor himself came with his noblest noblemen, and
the swindlers each raised an arm as if they were holding
something. They said, "These are the trousers, here's the
coat, and this is the mantle," naming each garment. "All of them
are as light as a spider web. One would almost think he had
nothing on, but that's what makes them so fine."
"Exactly," all the noblemen agreed, though they could see
nothing, for there was nothing to see.
"If Your Imperial Majesty will condescend to take your
clothes off," said the swindlers, "we will help you on with your
new ones here in front of the long mirror."
The Emperor undressed, and the swindlers pretended to put
his new clothes on him, one garment after another. They took him
around the waist and seemed to be fastening something - that was
his train-as the Emperor turned round and round before the
looking glass.
"How well Your Majesty's new clothes look.
Aren't they becoming!" He heard on all sides, "That
pattern, so perfect! Those colors, so suitable! It is a
magnificent outfit."
Then the minister of public processions announced: "Your
Majesty's canopy is waiting outside."
"Well, I'm supposed to be ready," the Emperor said,
and turned again for one last look in the mirror. "It is a
remarkable fit, isn't it?" He seemed to regard his costume
with the greatest interest.
The noblemen who were to carry his train stooped low and
reached for the floor as if they were picking up his mantle. Then
they pretended to lift and hold it high. They didn't dare
admit they had nothing to hold.
So off went the Emperor in procession under his splendid
canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, "Oh, how
fine are the Emperor's new clothes! Don't they fit
him to perfection? And see his long train!" Nobody would confess
that he couldn't see anything, for that would prove him
either unfit for his position, or a fool. No costume the Emperor
had worn before was ever such a complete success.
"But he hasn't got anything on," a little child
said.
"Did you ever hear such innocent prattle?" said its father.
And one person whispered to another what the child had said, "He
hasn't anything on. A child says he hasn't anything
on."
"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried
out at last.
The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But
he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more
proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that
wasn't there at all.
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