Just for laughs -- Importance of clear enunciation!

 

A little boy was doing his maths homework and saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7.  3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.

His Mom:  What are you doing?

Boy:  I'm doing maths homework.

Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?

Boy:  Yes.

Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day:  What are you teaching my son in maths?

Teacher:  Right now, we are learning addition.

Mom:  You teaching them to say 2+ 2, the son of a bitch is 4?

Teacher after laughing:  What I taught them was, "2+2, the sum of which is 4".